Best Ever Senior Citizen Joke

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jig-saw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her by the hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh, “Let’s put all the cornflakes back into the box.”