A man called the church and spoke with the church secretary and said, “I would like to speak to the head hog at the trough.”

The secretary was highly offended and responded to this caller, “If you are referring to the pastor, you are going to have to refer to him as that with respect, not the head hog at the trough.”

The man continued, “Well, I am thinking about making a $10,000 donation to your church.”

The secretary responded apologetically, “Hold on sir, Porky just walked in.”