On Christmas morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening just before opening presents, the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
After being away on business for a week before the Christmas Holiday, Bob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics woman at the Department Store. So, she showed him a bottle of $50 perfume.
“That’s a bit much,” said Bob. The woman then returned with a smaller bottle costing $30.
Bob complained, “That’s still a lot of money.”
Growing disgusted, the woman brought out her smallest little bottle of $15 perfume.
Bob grew even more restless and replied, “No, no… What I mean is I’d like to see something really cheap!”
So the clerk handed him a mirror!!