– If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
– Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
– If the funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
– If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
– Why is the word abbreviation so long?
– If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
– Is it possible to be totally partial?
– What’s another word for thesaurus?
– When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
– Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
– Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
– Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
– Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
– Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?
– What was the best thing before sliced bread?
– What do people in China call their good plates?
– What do you call a male ladybug?
– What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
– You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
– If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
– If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
– When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
