This Week’s Funnies

A customer asked, ‘In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?’ The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The customer clearly offended, says, “Yes, I am. But...

A Questionable Prophet

A Questionable Prophet I went to a prophet. I knocked on the door and he yelled, “Who is it?” So I left.

The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was...

Humorous Prayers of Young Children

“Dear God, I went to this wedding, and they were kissing right there in church. Is that OK?” “Dear God, thank You for the baby brother...

Tech Fast

I had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, IPad, and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered...

My Crazy Neighbor

This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious that she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house and I told my dog…we both...