Funnies of the Week

Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down his

Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, go called up to active duty. Boudreaux’s first assignment was in a military

The following were actual classified ads that appeared In a large metropolitan city newspaper in the classified section: Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8

A young girl in her twenties and away from home decides to get married and sends the following email to her Dad:

The teacher asked young Patrick Murphy, “What do you do at Christmas time?” Patrick addressed the class, “Well Mrs. Jones, my twelve

I had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, IPad, and my new surround sound

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have

For those of my older generation (like me) who do not really comprehend the need for Facebook: Presently, I am trying to

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold

The little girl was sitting in her grandfather’s lap as he read her a story. From time to time she would take

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.

A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you

The human brain is one of the most astonishing things in God’s creation. It starts forming about three weeks after conception. Weighing

A man called the police department because his wife had been missing overnight. When the police sergeant answered the phone, the husband

In one of the southern states a man felt he had been called to preach. So he applied for admission to the

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty

Three-year-old Reese was heard praying: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” A little six-year-old boy named

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the bet pulled

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men

A man died and went to heaven and stood before St. Peter at the gates of heaven. Peter asked the man, “Why

A congressional candidate in a district in East Texas is running on the platform of banning all guns in America. He is

Mr. Johnson was working in his garage when a neighbor’s daughter, Sally, came in and asked him if he had a box

A young female teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive, double-paned, energy efficient kind, and today, I got a

Several days ago, as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was

Studies have shown that women who are a bit overweight live longer than men who mention it!

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he had

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said,