Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking...
A young girl in her twenties and away from home decides to get married and sends the following email to her Dad:
Dearest Daddy,
I am coming home to get...
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws by hand.
He notices, however, that...
The average human walks 900 miles per year, and drinks 22 gallons of soft drinks and beer.
Which means… The average human gets 41 miles per gallon. Not...
A young female teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists...
