Funnies of the Week

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men

A man died and went to heaven and stood before St. Peter at the gates of heaven. Peter asked the man, “Why

A congressional candidate in a district in East Texas is running on the platform of banning all guns in America. He is

Mr. Johnson was working in his garage when a neighbor’s daughter, Sally, came in and asked him if he had a box

A young female teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive, double-paned, energy efficient kind, and today, I got a

Several days ago, as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was

Studies have shown that women who are a bit overweight live longer than men who mention it!

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he had