Funnies of the Week

The Wrong Email Address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men

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The Good Samaritan

A man died and went to heaven and stood before St. Peter at the gates of heaven. Peter asked the man, “Why

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The Dumb Politician

A congressional candidate in a district in East Texas is running on the platform of banning all guns in America. He is

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The Canary

Mr. Johnson was working in his garage when a neighbor’s daughter, Sally, came in and asked him if he had a box

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The Atheist Teacher

A young female teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks

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Replacement Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive, double-paned, energy efficient kind, and today, I got a

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OOPS!

Several days ago, as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was

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Honey, Does This Make Me Look Fat?

Studies have shown that women who are a bit overweight live longer than men who mention it!

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Don’t Mess with Seniors

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he had

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