**Old world charm …………. No bath
**Tropical ……………….. Rainy
**Majestic setting ………… A long way from town
**Options galore ………….. Nothing is included in the itinerary
**Secluded hideaway ……….. Impossible to find or get to
**Pre-registered rooms …….. Already occupied
**Explore on your own ……… Pay for it yourself
**Knowledgeable trip hosts …. They’ve flown in an airplane before
**No extra fees …………… No extras
**Nominal fee …………….. Outrageous charge
**Standard ……………….. Sub-standard
**Deluxe …………………. Standard
**Superior ……………….. One free shower cap
**Cozy …………………… Small
**All the amenities ……….. Two free shower caps
**Plush ………………….. Top and bottom sheets
**Gentle breezes ………….. Occasional Gale-force winds
**Light and airy ………….. No air conditioning
**Picturesque …………….. Theme Park nearby
**Concierge ………………. A stand with tourist brochures
**Continental breakfast ……. Free muffin



