Boy age 5: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.”
Dad: “Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?”
Boy: “Yes…Grandma! She said she loves me. I love her too…and she’s the best cook and storyteller in the whole world!!”
Dad: “That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!!”
Boy: “What problem?”
Dad: “She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?”
Boy: “Why not? You married mine!!!”
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