Redneck Medical Terms Pt. 1

Benign: What you be after you be eight 

Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria 

Barium: What you do with dead people 

Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome 

Seizure: Roman emperor who lived in the Cesarean Section 

Catscan: Searching for the cat. 

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her 

Coma: A punctuation mark 

D&C: Where Washington is 

Dilate: To live longer than your kids do. 

Fibula: A small, white lie 

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