Teacher and Her Class of Seven-Year-Olds

Teacher:  Billy, how old is your father?

Billy:         He is 7 years

Teacher:  What? How is that possible?

Billy:         Because he only became a father when I was born.

Teacher:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria:      Here it is.

Teacher:  Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class:        Maria.

Teacher:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

Glenn:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher:  No, that’s wrong.

Glenn:      Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spelled it.

Teacher:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald:    HIJKLMNO

Teacher:  What are you talking about?

Donald:    Yesterday, you said it’s H to O.

Teacher:  Johnny, your composition titled, “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Johnny:    No ma’am, It’s the same dog.

Teacher:  Lucy, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Lucy:         A teacher.