Three surgeons are discussing among themselves who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, “Electricians are the best. Everything inside them is color-coded.”
The second surgeon said, “No, I think Librarians are. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The third surgeon shut them up with his assessment. “You are both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brain, and no spine. Plus the head and bottom are interchangeable!”
