The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”
The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute and then says, “Well, astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically speaking it is evident the Lord is all powerful and has created this wonderful universe. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?”
Tonto is silent for a moment, and then says, “Kemo Sabe, you dumber than rock. It means someone stole our tent.”